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spiffyone
01-04-2005, 02:07 AM
Flew back home today from Alabama. No big deal - easy flights. Southwest both ways. No problem. Taking off the first flight, I was in the middle seat with Duncan at the window and a random guy next to me. I reach over to clutch Dunkie right before takeoff and the guy says, "Are you scared?" I manage not to shriek "YES!" because I am such a cool flyer now, so I say "I'm not the best flyer...really I'm fine once we take off." The guy looks very confident and says...get this..."Well, tell you what. I was in a plane crash twelve years ago. The chances of being in TWO are nil. So today's not your day. Don't worry about it."

AAAGH!

Then he gives me his "good luck charm" to hold during takeoff. Apparently it's a piece of metal melted down from the SEATBELT he was wearing in the PLANE CRASH. Now, I'm dying to hear about the plane crash by now but even I, newly cool flyer, don't think I can hear the story of the plane crash while we are taking off in the plane we are on now. I mean, is that bad karma or WHAT?

Yowsa. Has anyone else met this guy?

Hey - I have a Ray question - the SWA plane I was on was supposed to stop at BWI but continue on to Prov, and we were going to stay on the plane. There were 9 of us "through fares," I think they called us. Well, after everyone else got off and we were hanging out, suddenly the gate guy comes on and tells us we are changing planes. Hurry, hurry to gate so-and-so and they will let us on first because we are the "through fares." Now, this freaked me out a little because I thought maybe something was wrong with the plane we had been on. But, newly cool flyer that I am, I told myself that it probably just had some warning light go on, and they couldn't inspect it and have it ready to go in 10 minutes, so rather than get behind schedule we were just getting another plane. So I asked the FA, who was trotting along behind me in the terminal, "What's up...was something wrong with that plane?" And she rolled her eyes and said, very world-weary, "No...this happens all the time at BWI."

I don't think our luggage could have made it off in time, but when we got to PVD, it was waiting for us - and the other 7 people- before everyone ELSE's came. So it looks like that plane DID go to PVD after all. Do you think it could have been a scheduling, number of bodies on the plane kind of thing? I just thought it was interesting, and I assume if it was some minor mechanical problem, the FA would just have told me.

So...Ray?

I cannot finish without saying that yesterday Duncan and I drove up to Huntsville and had the pleasure of lunching with Huey and Mrs. Huey. We went back to their house and played pool. They have VERY cute dogs.

:hamster

Huey
01-04-2005, 02:29 AM
Thanks, Spiff. Nic and I really enjoyed ourselves. Thank you for the company and the chance to meet Dunkin. LOL


:)

canoga
01-04-2005, 03:03 PM
......were Huey's dogs all decked out in little outfits? I KNOW how much Huey loves to see dogs in clothing. Maybe Nic had them in matching 'Happy 2005' bandannas.

spiffyone
01-04-2005, 11:01 PM
No outfits, but they had just gotten back from the dog spa (kennel) and were apparently looking very svelte.

:hamster

Huey
01-05-2005, 12:15 AM
I think those people had been feeding our dogs gruel.


They each lost about 10 pounds in 14 days.


I may check myself into that place.

Passenger Mark
01-07-2005, 05:13 PM
Hey Spiff,

Cool you got to meet Huey and Mrs. Huey!

And Huntsville is a neat town.

Did you ever find out what happened to the guy you were sitting next to? Did he ever tell you the story?

Mark

beaugest
01-07-2005, 06:00 PM
Spiff, did you bring your Kerry bumper sticker to Mr. and Mrs. Huey's house...

spiffyone
01-07-2005, 06:10 PM
...It was a "re-elect Gore" bumper sticker, and no, it's on my real car and we had a rental for Huey's place.

He's seen it before, though. Once was, apparently, enough.

No, Mark, I never got the whole story from him. He got right off when the flight was done. Duncan thinks he was pulling my leg. I don't know...wierd story...but I thought it wouldn't be good to be taking off into the WBY and saying, "So, tell me about your plane crash..." I just stuck my head in the sand and read my book.

spiff

Huey
01-07-2005, 09:37 PM
LOL

It's not the liberal connotation that got me, honestly. It's that you are far too intelligent to buy into the "fraud" charges, or not understand that we're a republic, not a democracy. Ergo, that bumper sticker is misplaced. :)

spiffyone
01-08-2005, 12:51 AM
Perhaps you underestimate my intelligence. For the reason that bumper sticker was selected for my car was primarily that it was the exact same shade of blue as the rest of the car.

This story is absolutely true, but no one who knows me seems to believe it :dunno

P.S. And I got it as a gift on a blind date :troll

Huey
01-08-2005, 01:00 AM
Not a chance I underestimate your intelligence, and it was not my intention to make it sound that way.



You put a bumper sticker on your car...because it matched?


That's like rooting for a football team because you like the colors of their uniforms.

LesliePHX
01-08-2005, 01:11 AM
I had a boss once who claimed she chose her master's degree program based on the color of the graduation gown.

spiffyone
01-08-2005, 12:04 PM
OOPS, Huey, what I meant to write was "perhaps you OVERestimate my..."

See. I'm just really not that smart.

PS - Duncan keeps talking about playing pool now. I think he had his 2 hours of feeling like a cool, pool-playing kind of guy and...well..how you gonna keep them down on the farm after they've seen Huey's game room?

:hamster

spiffyone
01-08-2005, 12:07 PM
Leslie, a TOTALLY legitimate consideration...I had a green hood and I look terrible in green, so in all the graduation photos I look like I have jaundice or a really bad hangover or something.

:jump

Huey
01-08-2005, 05:55 PM
Not a redhead in this world who looks terrible in green.

spiffyone
01-10-2005, 01:46 AM
I LOVE how everybody thinks I'm *REALLY* a redhead!!

:tiphat

Huey
01-10-2005, 03:24 AM
Not having seen proof to the contrary....


:wired