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noflyingfan
11-16-2004, 08:46 PM
If you were featured on the A&E show "Airline," what would the story about you most likely be?

My answer:
Crying at the gate before I left. I'm not so good at keeping myself together at the beginning of a trip. (I'm always okay on the way back, though).

invert29
11-16-2004, 09:16 PM
My wife tried to get me to do this since I am flying Southwest into LAX this week but I couldn't imagine being on TV as I am trying to get through a flight. I have never watched the show...any good?


I guess they would have to show me being very tense and snappy as I attempted to control everything I came across :wired

noflyingfan
11-16-2004, 09:19 PM
I'm going to Philadelphia for my sister's wedding over Thanksgiving, and I thought it would be a blast to do the show. But because I have a couple of other stops, I'm driving. Oh well.

WillFlyToDisney2
11-17-2004, 01:50 AM
I would either be complaining about the boarding process, arguing with the gate agents that YES WE CAN carry on guitar cases or flirting with the cute pilots! LOL

Kelley

LesliePHX
11-17-2004, 02:26 AM
My "Airline" segment would go like this, because the unfilmed version already did:

"Meanwhile, back at Providence, the A line at Gate 13 has inexplicably split into three separate lines, and as boarding is called, poor Leslie is confronted by an angry passenger who demands, 'Are you in this line?' Thank goodness the man in front of her vouches for her because she had met him earlier when she arrived, asking, 'Is this the Phoenix line? They switched gates on us.' When everyone realizes the line has split several ways, the first passenger informs Leslie that 'We bend the line so we don't block terminal traffic,' to which Leslie meekly responds, 'I thought I was doing that; I bent the other way. I guess I bent the wrong way.' No one has figured out why there is yet a third A line, but it's business as usual at the Southwest gate, and as the three A lines try to merge, Leslie has a little thought balloon above her head that says, 'Next time United. Always United.'"