This is where my theatre roots start showing...

[noflyingfan]

If there was a Broadway musical about fear of flying, what song would you most likely sing?

My answer:
"Turbulence Just Means Your Trip Report Will Have Hamsters."

[spiffyone]

I would sing a very sad and wistful song from the boarding area called, "I'm going to die soon, but he just keeps eating his muffin."

:hamster

[spleisher]

Who's eating the muffin? The hamster? The guy in 22B? The pilot? All three?

[spiffyone]

My traveling companion. :coffee

[xiknal]

well, geez, I wrote a song with a verse that might do for that scene:

and your world-weary seatmate is sleeping
unaware of the vigil you're keeping;
you know that you've boarded a star-crossed flight
and she does not,
or maybe she knows everything's all right,
and you do not... :shakehead

now picturing Mary Martin singing this while winging down the aisle at baggage level...

Hmm...for that matter, didn't "Hook" start out with a FoF scene?