My implant just burst....

[canoga]

(Now that I have your attention).

Okay. I don't really have implants but, an implant-like thingy did just burst on me.

My brother works for a doc in a private practice. One of my brother's main responsibilities is to decide which brand of drug to order from a particular drug family. So, drug reps are constantly kissing his behind (you should have seen the amount of stuff he got for Christmas - golf gift certificates, tons of Godiva chocolates, massive jars of casshews, cakes, smoked salmon, cheese trays, fruit baskets....) Anyway, if you guys know anything about drug companies you know that they have some of the neatest pens. I am a sort of cool pen collector and beg my brother to save the nifty ones for me.

He gave me one at Christmas that I LOVED. I lit up and had this finger cushion at the end of it that was more than just rubber - it was a silicon gel bulb. Tender as a baby's butt! Well, I was rolling it around in my fingers just now, trying to figure out a programming problem when the silicon burst in my hand. The kicker would have been if it were a pen from a breast implant company but it was for some antibiotic.

Just thought I would share. I know we have had discussions before about exploding implants.



:noevil

[spiffyone]

TEE HEE!

I was like, "CANOGA has IMPLANTS?" Now really, who am I to judge? I leapt to the conclusion, without even meeting you, that you are a non-implanty kind of gal.

Implants are FINE, though, if anyone has them.

I have a GREAT Levitra pen. It comes folded in half, and then you press this button and it, like, RISES to form a straight line. It's quite evocative. I could play with it all day. If you don't have one yet, GET one.

I also have a Viagra tie.

:hamster

[canoga]

I have a Viagra clock that my brother gave me. Guess he didn't want that on his desk. I told him he could take it home so it could help him 'get up' in the mornings.

I miss my gooey pen. It had a built in laser pointer in case you found yourself in situations where you suddenly needed to draw someone's attention to something far away. It was a good little pen.


Implants? Trust me, the LAST thing I need is a product that makes any part of my body *bigger*. Besides, I live in Cleveland and would have a constant fear they would freeze in the winter. Every other freaking things does around here.

Beth