xiknal
10-05-2004, 06:08 AM
A bit of ethnic aviation humor originating in the heart of Texas' Little Germany in Fredericksburg, Texas::lol
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From The Texas Good Times Recorder,
Fredericksburg, Texas
Stonewall, Texas. It has been rumored for many years that Germany has been looking for a site in the Texas Hill Country for a new international airport. Li’l Bits & Pieces has learned from a highly unreliable source down at Eckert and Son Wrecking Yard that Stonewall is the leading contender. Since this now appears inevitable, Li’l Bits & Pieces has compiled some common German aeronautical terminology we all should learn.
AIRCRAFT: Der Fliegenwagen
JET TRANSPORT: Der Muchen Overgrossen Biggenmother Das Ist Fliegen Highenfaster Mit All Der Mach Und Flightenlevels
PROPELLER: Der Airfloggen Pushenthruster
ENGINE: Der Noisenmaken Pistonpusher Das Turnens Der Airfloggenfan Pushenthruster
JET ENGINE: Der Schreemen Skullschplitten Firespitten Smokenmaken Airpushenbacken Thrustermaker Mit Compressorssqueezen Und Turbinespinnen Bladenrotors
CONTROL COLUMN: Der Pushenpullen Bankenyanken Schtick
RUDDER PEDALS: Der Tailschwingen Yawmaken Werks
PILOT: Der Pushenpullen Bankenyanken Tailschwingen Werker
PASSENGER: Der Dumbkopf Das Est Strappened En Der Baacken Mit Der Other Dumbkopfs Das Est Especten To Leave Undgo On Scheduletimen Und Arriven Mit Der Luggagebags Somplaceneisen
STUDENT PILOT: Der Dumbkopf Das Learnen Fliegen Und Hopen To Jobenfinden Mit
FLIGHT INSTRUCTOR: Der Timenbuilder Mit Less Den 1000 Hrs Multienginefliegen Teachen Dumbkopfs To Fliegen Vile Waitenwatchen Fer Der Letter Mit Der Joboffering Frumted
PARACHUTE: Der Stringencotten Das Est Usen To Floaten Der Pushenpullen Bankenyanken Tailschwingen Werker Down To Earthen Ven Der Fliegenwagen Est Kaputen
FAA: Der Friggenfliegen Dumbkopf Schmucks Das Maken Alder Rulens Und Regulations
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No one has been offended thus far in the dissemination of these definitions, but there's always a chance! Offered in the spirit of good cheer and dark beer :cheers
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From The Texas Good Times Recorder,
Fredericksburg, Texas
Stonewall, Texas. It has been rumored for many years that Germany has been looking for a site in the Texas Hill Country for a new international airport. Li’l Bits & Pieces has learned from a highly unreliable source down at Eckert and Son Wrecking Yard that Stonewall is the leading contender. Since this now appears inevitable, Li’l Bits & Pieces has compiled some common German aeronautical terminology we all should learn.
AIRCRAFT: Der Fliegenwagen
JET TRANSPORT: Der Muchen Overgrossen Biggenmother Das Ist Fliegen Highenfaster Mit All Der Mach Und Flightenlevels
PROPELLER: Der Airfloggen Pushenthruster
ENGINE: Der Noisenmaken Pistonpusher Das Turnens Der Airfloggenfan Pushenthruster
JET ENGINE: Der Schreemen Skullschplitten Firespitten Smokenmaken Airpushenbacken Thrustermaker Mit Compressorssqueezen Und Turbinespinnen Bladenrotors
CONTROL COLUMN: Der Pushenpullen Bankenyanken Schtick
RUDDER PEDALS: Der Tailschwingen Yawmaken Werks
PILOT: Der Pushenpullen Bankenyanken Tailschwingen Werker
PASSENGER: Der Dumbkopf Das Est Strappened En Der Baacken Mit Der Other Dumbkopfs Das Est Especten To Leave Undgo On Scheduletimen Und Arriven Mit Der Luggagebags Somplaceneisen
STUDENT PILOT: Der Dumbkopf Das Learnen Fliegen Und Hopen To Jobenfinden Mit
FLIGHT INSTRUCTOR: Der Timenbuilder Mit Less Den 1000 Hrs Multienginefliegen Teachen Dumbkopfs To Fliegen Vile Waitenwatchen Fer Der Letter Mit Der Joboffering Frumted
PARACHUTE: Der Stringencotten Das Est Usen To Floaten Der Pushenpullen Bankenyanken Tailschwingen Werker Down To Earthen Ven Der Fliegenwagen Est Kaputen
FAA: Der Friggenfliegen Dumbkopf Schmucks Das Maken Alder Rulens Und Regulations
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No one has been offended thus far in the dissemination of these definitions, but there's always a chance! Offered in the spirit of good cheer and dark beer :cheers